Webtogs to be new owners of the Ark Royal

In a surprise announcement this week webtogs have been nominated as prefered bidder on the Ark Royal. A MOD representative has commented that he cant think of better custodians of the great ships future and they solidly support the strategy of webtogs CEO Keith Lavelle  to create a bespoke luxury B&B experience for people who enjoy firing large amounts of ordnance into the sea while sipping G&T’s, so not so far away from its previous role. Keith Lavelle comments that he was surprised that their offer was accepted in the face of stiff competition from the Drunk Bloke in the pub and my neighbors cat.

Webtogs head of purchasing Hugh Jass is currently in negotiations with a number of former super powers to purchase additional ships as part of a international roll out.

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